The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
