found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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