Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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