We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize