Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Couch. On fire.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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