Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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