his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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