she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You pole danced in your parka.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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