Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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