I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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