...so i touched it.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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