I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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