id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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