You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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