When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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