she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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