i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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