So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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