I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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