marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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