so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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