the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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