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Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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