omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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