I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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