Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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