How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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