I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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