Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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