How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I could fuck to npr.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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