you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
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