doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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