he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
