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You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot

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That was very cool/italian of you

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Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving

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(586): You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot (586): That was very cool/italian of you (586): Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving http://tfl.nu/l4rm

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(650): View more from California

one two three fourrrrnication!

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(650): one two three fourrrrnication! http://tfl.nu/2jpj

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.

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(405): So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day. http://tfl.nu/zflp

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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom

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(630): i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom http://tfl.nu/c6lg

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Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!

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(651): Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST! http://tfl.nu/a9dw

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(720): View more from Colorado

Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(720): Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong http://tfl.nu/wxwn

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(804): View more from Virginia

ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"

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(804): ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty" http://tfl.nu/zpfk

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i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?

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(831): i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock? http://tfl.nu/twxe

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(847): View more from Illinois

Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.

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That's some true roommate bonding right there.

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(847): Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time. (414): That's some true roommate bonding right there. http://tfl.nu/wbl4

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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.

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(518): She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands. http://tfl.nu/nkts

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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.

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(269): We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him. http://tfl.nu/ojms

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(937): View more from Ohio

And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.

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(937): And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars. http://tfl.nu/ldzi

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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.

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(417): I rocked my own world, he was just a prop. http://tfl.nu/bt1f

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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.

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(405): Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out. http://tfl.nu/dhlk

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Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)

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(309): Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.) http://tfl.nu/zrht

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