whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Plural? Please tell.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.