At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.