I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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