Porn is love you can see.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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