found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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