dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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