Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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