Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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