okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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