Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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