you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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