what if I'm pregnant?
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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