I cut my penus on the lid.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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