Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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