I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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