How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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