Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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