I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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