I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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