I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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