please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
